Stolen from greygirlbeast to keep myself from having to work until I've finished my coffee.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
This one has a photograph of a beautiful lock from a door in Spain. The one at home is a character from the comic I'm working on with memkhet.

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Two. One in the living room, one in the bedroom.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A mole. :P

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
I lift boxes of t-shirts that way between 30-60 pounds all the time.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yes, a few times. But not in a long time. Last time was on a BMX track when I was a teenager.

BULL*OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Nein, bitte.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I like my name. I might drop my surname, since it has very little meaning for me anymore.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
I like black. And grey.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
A live goldfish, once. It was my dad's fault.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Duh.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Sure.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Why not, I barely have time to blog as it is.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Sure.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
I can get JP to do it for $500 and take a $500 finder's fee.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Depends on the human.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
$7.04

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Dear God, no.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Depends on how awake I am, and if I'm alone.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Null.

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Borders, with a coupon.

Q: Last person who called you?
My stepdad.

Q: Last person you hugged?
Kat.

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
47, long story.

Q: Season?
Autumn

Q: Color?
A nice dark red.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
James Trekkey.

Q: Mood?
Tired, headachey.

Q: Listening to?
A Rapid Systems truck idling just outside the office.

Q: Watching?
Nothing, currently.

Q: Worrying about?
Money. Deadlines.

Q: Wearing?
A Stiff Kitten t-shirt, jogging pants, a pair of Misfits Vision Streetwear.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Bathroom.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Get a full night's sleep. See Alien Sex Fiend and Specimen next month.

Q: Do you smile often?
Yes.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes.