So this old man is going through our dumpster, and my boss goes out to see what’s going on.

He’s looking for boxes, pulling the empty cardboard boxes out of the dumpster, and stacking them to take with him. My boss decides to be nice, and offers him some of our extra boxes that haven’t made it out to the trash yet… But those boxes aren’t good enough. He refuses the free (and non-trashed) boxes, and continues to rummage around in our dumpster for stinky, stained cardboard boxes.

Did I mention the pharmaceuticals company next door is using our dumpster?